Yesterday I saw what could only be described as a super rat. For those of you who are not familar with this particular breed of rat because you have no seen the History Channel special on them, they can be found dwelling in the New York City subways and can get as big as a large cat! Now, the existence of these animals is debatable, although I think that any New Yorker who has rode the subway can unanimously agree that these super rats DO exist.
The rats tail was as long my forearm so I am sure you can imagine how big the rat attached to that tail was. When I looked around I noticed that almost everyone around me was watching the huge rodent scurry from track to track, everyone was mesmerized. I thought to myself, how mesmerized would these people be if this catrat was on the platform with us all running in and out of the expectant subway goers legs? I can't imagine it would be any different than a woman running from a mass murderer in a terrible teen horror flick. I know this, because I have witnessed it many times!
Today...I think I found that super rat again...this time I am sure it was no longer alive and had been set afire by the subway sparks...I can't think of any other reason for the horrid smell under ground today!
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