What Am I Doing Wrong?!

How come my fish looks like this?!

I mean, that's not normal right? It looks like he is doing the doggy paddle...and trust me, he is no dog. I wish he was a dog, no that's not true, I love him as a fish, I just wish I had another pet and it happened to be a dog! My fish is named after Wee-Bey (I spelled his name Wee-Bay though, so that I could call him Bay for short...since he is a fish...and they live in water...sometimes in a bay) from The Wire...'cause he is a killer! We'll he hasn't killed anyone, but if I put another fish in his bowl he would tear a brother apart!

Or he would have at least...until he started doing the doggie paddle. So I looked up online what might be wrong with him and it seems as though I can diagnose him with SBD (Swim Bladder Disorder). Medicine? No, that's too easy, this can be cured by feeding your fish a pea. Yes...a pea...like a green pea, I never had to eat those when I was younger, my mom hated peas so I was spared. (Although, I ate a lot of orange foods, carrots, squash, sweet potatoes. I turned orange...I don't eat carrots anymore) But how do you feed a fish a pea?!

First of all Bay doesn't even want to eat, so how am I going to make him eat a pea? NO ONE WANTS TO EAT PEAS!! Especially a fish! Bay can't even hold himself up, and I'm supposed to somehow force feed him a pea?! This isn't going to work! So I left the pea stuck to a fork taped to the side of the bowl and I am going to hope for the best. I'm still skeptical that this pea is even going to work though...but we shall see.

Yes...I did turn orange. Yes it is something that can really happen, see!! Maybe Bay will turn green from the peas...that would be weird!