Observing the Unobservable!Didn't Kelly watch last years season of Real Housewives? I think that it would be safe to say that doing your research would be a good idea before getting yourself involved in something like this. With Kelly though, I think it is also safe to say that you should always expect the unexpected.
Last year Alex was in hot water for bringing Simon to a girls night, so when Luann invited Kelly to a girls night with her two (way too) young nieces you would think that she would come solo, or even bring a girlfriend along, but did she? Of course not! She invited Max, who, to be quite honest, kind of annoys me, although I am not sure why. It could be because he thinks that Kelly is amazing, buuuuut...I'm not really boarding that crazy plane just yet (I heard they serve that kool-aid, and I am strictly a don't drink the crazy kool-aid kind of girl). Lucky for Kelly, Max knew his place, and maybe even Kelly did as well, and he left just as soon as he appeared. So for a while, I was okay (in the vaguest sense of the word) with Kelly.
However, Kelly made sure to bring my feelings back to their original point of origin when she and Bethenny had a sit down to clear the air. Bethenny had good intentions going into the conversation, but just like last time Kelly went loco. She had absolutely no recollection of her bad behavior in their previous conversation, it was a little bit like watching a seventh grader mixed with a senile 90 year old. She was freaking out and once again avoiding any real conversation. If she is having problems airing her dirty laundry on TV she should have thought about that before signing up for this experience, but I think it is more of a deep seeded CRAZY issue! I mean, the girl can't talk about ANYTHING. Let's review the things Kelly doesn't want to do:
*She doesn't want go to dinner on a date
*She doesn't want to answer the question "have you been on more than one date with Max"
*She doesn't want to dress too provocatively because she has children, yet basically wore underwear and a bustier on TV
*She doesn't want to talk to Bethenny
*She doesn't want her daughters to wear mismatched clothes, even if it means they have to wear a sweater in 90 degree weather
*She doesn't want to lend her name to any charity events
*She doesn't want to admit that Allie, Jill Zarin's daughter, is not a KID!
What does she want to do other than look crazy on TV?
So Conclusion:
Kelly Bensimone Observation Report
Behavior: Erratic
Tact: Non-existent
Argument #2 with Bethenny: Lost yet again
Class: Lost, she not only broke girl code, but has yet again turned a positive conversation into a pointless one.
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