Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Which Should Cause Mass Hysteria More?

Let's bring it to court!

What is worse...The fact that some young girls look up to Paris Hilton as an idol or the fact that she thinks that Swine Flu can be contracted from eating pork?

Judgment: I am going to have to go with a ringer here. It seems as though neither concern will win this battle, but instead this will take the pork-free cake. Some guy is employed to ask Paris about Swine Flu and we are all riveted and stuck to the screen while we await her answer. In conclusion, our interest in her response is more likely to be a means for mass hysteria. (How's everything with Douuuug? Come on guy!)

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